🪤 TRAP STATISTICS 🪤
The Legend of SNARKO
🎭 In the darkest corners of the blockchain... 🎭
Lives a cat so devious, so cunning, that even the smartest degens fall for his schemes. Meet SNARKO, the ultimate trap master who feeds off the sweet, sweet tears of rugged investors.
With his collection of wallets stolen from overconfident apes and his endless supply of cheese-baited traps, Snarko has built an empire of regret. Every "diamond hands" becomes paper, every "HODL" becomes a sob story, and every "to the moon" becomes a crater.
Will you be his next victim? Of course you will. You're already here. 🪤
🧀 CHEESE-ONOMICS 🧀
For luring unsuspecting victims
Locked in Snarko's vault
For buying more cheese
For spreading the trap
🪤 HOW TO FALL FOR IT 🪤
Download a wallet. Ignore all the warning signs. Pretend you know what you're doing.
🚨 OBVIOUS TRAP AHEAD 🚨
Buy SOL with your life savings. Remember: scared money don't make money (but it also doesn't lose money).
🚨 YOUR WALLET IS CRYING 🚨
Swap for $TRAP on Raydium. Congratulations! You're now officially a victim. Snarko is proud.
🚨 NO GOING BACK NOW 🚨
🐭 THE MOUSKETEERS 🐭
You can smell the trap but walk into it anyway
Officially caught! Welcome to the club of regret
You're so trapped, Snarko keeps you as a pet